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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ohio sushi
Yeah … that’s about right
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This was how my NYE ended. My living room was still a tornado of bad karaoke. I rescued the dogs (who were not karaoke fans) and scooted into the bedroom for a party nap … That turned into just sleeping.
In other news, eating day-after-party-snacks is my new favorite thing.
A snack and a doodle. Or, I’m at an all-day meeting and have the attention span of a goldfish.
PREACH.
deck the halls and get the heck outta there …
(Source: mr-lindsey)
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WHY THE HECK DIDN’T ANY OF YOU JERKFACES TELL ME THAT FRIGGIN ISAIAH SHEFFER DIED. I had to find out, like, a month later, after all the mourning was already done and everyone else had decided to move on and try to be whole without him.
And now I have to do the same thing … but all by myself. It’s not fair.
” — Me. Just now. In response to: Isaiah Sheffer, 76, a Founder of Symphony Space, Dies - NYTimes.com
BLOOOOOOD oranges
(via Cowbirds in Love :: a daily comic by Sanjay Kulkarni)
My very favorite lap ornament. #frenchie #frenchbulldog
“You’re going to be all right. And you’re going to be all right not because you majored in English or didn’t and not because you plan to apply to law school or don’t, but because all right is almost always where we eventually land, even if we fuck up entirely along the way.” —
you have no idea how much of my time is spent rereading dear sugar
(via synecdoche)
I wish I could stress how much truth I’ve found in this in my 33 years.
It’s not always going to be what you thought it would be. But it’s most likely going to be ok.
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PREACH!
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Fergus defines me: 1) As a food source 2) As a heat source 3) As a pillow #FrenchieButt
“Ohio really did go to President Obama last night. And he really did win. And he really was born in Hawaii. And he really is, legitimately, President of the United States again. And the Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month. And the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy. And the polls were not skewed to over-sample Democrats. And Nate Silver was not making up fake predictions about the election to make conservatives feel bad. Nate Silver was doing math. And climate change is real. And rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes. And evolution is a thing … And nobody’s taking away anyone’s guns. And taxes have not gone up. And the deficit is dropping, actually. And Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. And the moon landing was real. And FEMA is not building concentration camps. And UN election observers are not taking over Texas. And moderate reforms of regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry are not the same thing as Communism.” — Rachel Maddow, saying what every Democrat has been trying to tell every Republican. (via bowsic)
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